bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


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baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

(via jake-the-magical-dog)


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sherlockis-actually-a-girls-name:

eatsleepcrap:

gumballsofdoom:

eatsleepcrap:

taleasoldastimelords:

eatsleepcrap:

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What

No eye deer!!!

Now what do you call a person with no eyes?

No eye person

Kevin

fuck you

(via actualucifer)


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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)


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miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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(via otakv)


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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via otakv)


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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade, via fake-mermaid)


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